I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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