why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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