So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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