Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its about making memories worth repressing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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