Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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