Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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