I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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