So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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