I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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