It's like God shit irony all over that family
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
