I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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