Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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