When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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