i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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