The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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