is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
