My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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