A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Can I color on your dick again?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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