is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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