So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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