You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I haven't been this sober since birth.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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