You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I currently don't understand fingers.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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