I'm really into asian looking animals
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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