U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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