Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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