Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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