Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize
