Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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