You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize
