Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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