I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just want to make out with him forever
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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