My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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