i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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