I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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