people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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