so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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