So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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