whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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