people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
