No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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