singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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