chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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