Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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