I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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