My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
should my penis look like a turkey
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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