u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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