I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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