Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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