He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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