And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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