Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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