she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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