awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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