Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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