walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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