let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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