god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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